We all get a bit stupid when we dial the wrong number. You could be calling a convent, and a gruff guy says "Hello" and you hear Led Zeppelin in the background, but you still ask, "Is Sister Mary there?"
"I think you've got the wrong number."
Obviously. But just so it doesn't happen again, you ask: "Is this 555-9341?"
"Nah, that's a movie number. You're calling someplace fictional. This is Valvoline."
We must pause here to explain the concept of "calling someone" to the texting generation, who regard the voice communication capabilities of their phone like a car horn that you operate by sticking your hand out the window and squeezing a rubber bulb.
Anyway, the other night I decided to call my dad and dialed his number. (Young folks: that's how you operate a phone if you don't use the "contacts" app.)
Some young-voiced fellow answered.
What? I didn't know Dad was taking in boarders. I immediately constructed a scenario where some nice, earnest young sociopath had talked his way into the house with a pack of lies — "I'm a homeless vet, and I wondered if I could paint a fence in exchange for a bologna sandwich?" — and then my dad fell asleep and I interrupted the guy as he was putting silverware in a pillowcase.