Dear Swifties:
I have a lot of admiration for your hero. Taylor Swift churns out well-crafted pop songs that incorporate various musical genres. When it comes to marketing, she’s as savvy as Mick Jagger. Her marathon concerts guarantee that you all get your money’s worth.
But you’re worshiping the wrong idol.
Billie Eilish, who returns to the Twin Cities next week, is the voice of her generation, an artist who has a lot more on her mind than never, ever, ever getting back together with an ex. If Swift is bittersweet chocolate, then Eilish is Kobe steak.
It’s not that the 22-year-old star hasn’t gotten her props. She’s won nine Grammys and two Oscars, hosted “Saturday Night Live” and earned lavish praise from her elders.
“When I look at someone like Billie Eilish, rock ‘n’ roll is not close to dead,” Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl said in a news conference as early as 2019.
But it still feels like she’s underappreciated, especially when compared with your queen.
Swift’s two-night stand at U.S. Bank Stadium in June 2023 was heralded as one of the greatest pop culture events in Minnesota history; it took several months for Eilish’s Nov. 10 and 11 shows at St. Paul’s Xcel Energy Center to sell out.