Those complaining about the weakness of the American League Central probably complain about handicap ramps. There's nothing wrong with helping the infirm.
Baseball needs a place to keep its weaker teams, and the Northern League is full.
Friday night, because of the apparent gravitational pull of the Central, we experienced an actual big baseball game in the Metrodome, a reprieve from a season of injuries and drudgery, a reminder of just how inexorable and unpredictable a season can be when you play 162 games in six months.
Friday night, strangely, the Twins and Tigers played the only game in baseball that could help decide a division race.
The fans grasped this. They gave the Twins a standing ovation before the game. Actually, they gave the announced Twins' lineup a standing ovation. Even Nick Punto.
The crowd offered another standing ovation a couple of hours later, as rookie Brian Duensing left the mound in the seventh with a 3-0 lead, and another as Joe Nathan belly-crawled through the ninth to finish a 3-0 victory. "The Dome was rocking tonight," Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said.
The Twins would not be in the race in any other division, but we shouldn't spend too much time fretting about their record.
We can't afford to be picky here in the HumptyDome.