Hurray, Election Day is over!
Not that its arrival, after what has seemed like a 1,000-year campaign, felt like much consolation.
"The whole thing is just a gigantic nightmare," said Robin Helmericks, a scientist who voted early with her 19-year-old daughter in Charleston, S.C., on Monday.
Or, as Ian Dunt, a British political journalist, said on Twitter: "There's not enough booze in all the world for sitting through the American election results."
If the election generated that sort of distress in someone 3,000 miles away, how were actual Americans, marinating in a sea of collective angst, meant to get through the day and the wait afterward for results?
"Patience," exhorted Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney in an open letter urging residents to remain calm. "After the polls close, and in the ensuing days, we will continue to need your patience," he said. "Never in the history of this city have so many people voted by mail. By law, staffers are not allowed to start opening and counting these ballots until Election Day itself."
Kenney noted that the results in Pennsylvania — and, by extension, the rest of the country — might not be known for a while. That's the message election officials everywhere have been trying to emphasize, as they cope with a record number of mail-in ballots.
"This has been the slow-moving election from hell with all the early voting," said Drew McKissick, chair of South Carolina's Republican Party. "It's been draining."