French fashion house Lanvin has released a line of $590 scratch-and-sniff T-shirts.
And whom do we have to thank for this modern-day marvel? A Minnesotan, it turns out. Gale Matson, a chemist at 3M, developed the underlying technology in the 1960s while looking for, among other things, an alternative to messy carbon paper.
The shirts came in four sizes, three varieties and two genders — cherry (for men), blackberry (for women), and strawberry (for both).
Their scents are faint but not subtle. A person standing nearer the wearer than manners permit would be met with the brazenly synthetic aroma of artificial fruits. The cherry and strawberry shirts are fairly true to their names, but the blackberry one evokes the flavor of grape gum. But how many people know what blackberries smell like, anyway?
There are many other questions, of course. Why these scents? Why now? How long is the scent good before it fades, and who's going to pay $590 to find out? And, at that price, why isn't shipping included?
Scratch-and-sniff is a technology derived from the experiments Matson conducted at what was then known as the Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Co.
One of his first tasks after joining the company was to refine the practice of producing ink copies of documents without the use of carbon paper. While tweaking a manufacturing technique known as microencapsulation in 1966, he invented what we now know as scratch-and-sniff.
Its basic concept is this: A bunch of itty-bitty plastic-coated balls, filled with scented substance, can be made to rupture with light physical contact (Matson suggested "fingernail pressure"), releasing their scent into the air.