Sunday afternoon was smack dab in the middle of the Christmas shopping season. The Minnesota Vikings were on television. Yet at Linden Hills Park, hundreds crowded an open house at the recreation center to read giant placards with such riveting headlines as: "Variances to Increase Portions of the 8-foot Setback."
One sign, put up by a potential condo developer, began: "It's hard to defend a perception ... an abstraction of what a village is ... good people will view things differently."
A few feet away, a small group of people seemed to be acting out the statement around a cardboard model of the neighborhood. It depicted an area surrounding the proposed five-story development for the corner where Famous Dave's now sits.
"The scale is wrong," said one man, pointing to the perceived difference between two model buildings several blocks apart. "It makes this [proposed] one look smaller."
A woman nearby shook her head. "It makes it look bigger."
A third woman offered that they looked different because one was on a small cardboard hill.
Welcome to Mark Dwyer's nightmare.
Not 20 feet from Dwyer's booth was the opposition, selling signs that read, "It Takes a Village to Keep a Village."