If you've ever wondered what it's like to be a pop star, this should help. In one way, it's a bit unnerving; the girls look like they would possibly adore him to death if they could. But on the other hand, no man who wants to escape from a pack of females who will do anything he asks would attempt to get away on - well, you'll see.

Thanks to the miracle of YouTube's "Suggestions" feature, we discover that Der Bieber is quite the Segway enthusiast. Here is motors out of Target Center - yes, here! In Minneapolis! OMG! We're breathing the same air! - and he makes the girls scream for the duration of his demonstration. You wonder if there's a point at which they would stop screaming.