Am I a Caveman?

The author wonders if he has caveman tendencies.

February 8, 2010 at 6:18AM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Is this the picture of a caveman?

Yesterday, a co-worker of my wife's - I'll call him "Tom" to protect his identity – sent her the following two videos because he thought of me when viewing them: 1. The Colbert Report interviews the founder of Hunter-Gatherer.com 2. How to follow the Caveman diet After watching both videos I went into a deep state of self-examination. I determined the following:

  • I enjoy eating wild game above all other types of meat.
    • I prefer these wild meats over any of the other food groups.
      • I prefer wild mushrooms, wild asparagus, etc. over breads and dairy products.
        • I enjoy exercise when it involves a sport or activity rather than walking on a treadmill or elliptical.
          • I like growing facial hair.

            I must be a caveman. I'm alright with that. GRUNT.

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