Is this the picture of a caveman?

 

Yesterday, a co-worker of my wife’s - I’ll call him “Tom” to protect his identity – sent her the following two videos because he thought of me when viewing them:
 
 
 
2.      How to follow the Caveman diet
 
After watching both videos I went into a deep state of self-examination.
I determined the following:
 
  • I enjoy eating wild game above all other types of meat.
  • I prefer these wild meats over any of the other food groups.
  • I prefer wild mushrooms, wild asparagus, etc. over breads and dairy products.
  • I enjoy exercise when it involves a sport or activity rather than walking on a treadmill or elliptical.
  • I like growing facial hair.
 
I must be a caveman. I’m alright with that. GRUNT.