Boys, boys:

That's the sort of wee-hah American spirit you like to see. Can't you imagine McMahon in a Stetson and a string tie, too? Lautner's camp responds:

Well, here's the BBB site. Rating: B. "Our complaint history for this company shows the company gave proper consideration to complaints presented by the Bureau." But then there's this: the customer complaint page. More people flagged the reviews as "useful" than "funny." You may disagree with that evaluation. Folks are steamed.

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