The Moore-Kutcher Axis of Celebrity has decamped for the Holy Land:
It's possible he has his own ideas about peace in the troubled region, and will be spreading that special brand of Kutchner Love & Light when they land. But who cares? I mention this because of the first line up there: "facing reports of marital trouble." They are? How do you know they're not ignoring them? Are we supposed to imagine Demi bursting into Ashton's study with an handful of telegrams: "My dear husband, we must do something about these reports!"
