Eli Manning, owner of bottom-rung stats for an 0-6 team, faces a nationally televised gut check.
In a 32-team league, Eli Manning and Josh Freeman are the 33rd- and 34th-ranked quarterbacks, respectively.
Manning’s Giants are winless and wallowing among the bottom three in points scored, points allowed, interceptions thrown, sacks, rushing, first downs allowed, third-down defense, net punting and punt return average.
Meanwhile, Freeman’s new team, the one-win Vikings, are in the bottom three in points allowed, total defense, first downs allowed, third-down defense, punt return average and kickoff return average allowed.
Oooh, boy! Are you ready for some football?
Probably not. But the Vikings (1-4) and Giants (0-6) will play anyway in a game ESPN presumably didn’t have in mind in 2011 when it forked over $1.8 billion — or $105 million a game — for the rights to broadcast “Monday Night Football” through 2021.
Yes, the reports are true. With a combined winning percentage of .091, this officially is the worst matchup this late in the season in the 44 seasons of “Monday Night Football.”
It’s also, however, a chance for the Vikings to pull off the unlikely, if not the unthinkable: win a Monday night road game with a starting quarterback who has been on the roster for 14 days, including only four practices with the first-team offense.
How is this possible? Fair or not, it comes down to the No. 1 question facing the Giants: What in the heck is wrong with Eli Manning?
A season of giving — away
Yes, the Giants have only seven takeaways and have given up 30 or more points in an NFL-record five consecutive games. But the offense has been force-feeding points to the other team with a league-high 23 turnovers, eight more than the league’s next-highest total and two more than the Giants had all last season. Manning has 17 turnovers, including an NFL-high 15 interceptions, matching his total for all of last season. Two picks have been returned for touchdowns.
“Oh yeah, [Manning’s 15 interceptions] is very exciting,” Vikings cornerback Chris Cook said. “Hopefully he’ll come in and throw us a few.”
Cook has played 27 NFL games. His next interception will be his first interception. But this is a matchup that allows both sides to dream big, no matter where they stand.
It’s a game that features the 30th-ranked scoring team — Giants, 17.2 points per game — vs. the 30th-ranked scoring defense — Vikings, 31.6 points allowed per game.
It’s a game that features Manning’s 64.0 passer rating and 53.7 completion percentage against a Vikings pass defense that’s allowing quarterbacks to complete 66.7 percent for a 95.7 passer rating.
It’s also a game that features a struggling Vikings offensive line that could be without left tackle Matt Kalil because of a back injury against a Giants pass rush that ranks last in the league in sacks with five. That has to bring a smile to Freeman, who was completing 45.7 percent of his passes with a 59.3 rating before his messy divorce in Tampa Bay was finalized with his benching and Oct. 3 release.
While Freeman is making his Vikings debut, Manning will be making his NFL-leading 142nd regular-season start with the Giants. He has a 78-63 record, two Super Bowl rings from the 2007 and 2011 seasons, and two Super Bowl MVPs, one more than older brother Peyton who, going into Sunday night’s game against the Colts, was 6-0 and leading the league in rating (128.8), touchdowns (22), yards (2,179), completion percentage (74.2), average per attempt (9.08) and, well, every other meaningful category.
So, again, what the heck is wrong with Eli Manning?
|Minnesota - WP: C. Thielbar||7||FINAL|
|NY Yankees - LP: M. Banuelos||3|
|Seattle||2||Bottom 10th Inning|
|Cleveland||103||4th Qtr 1:50|
|Stephen F Austin||85|
|Sam Houston St||69||FINAL|
|San Diego St||59|
|Utah Valley U||69|
|Texas-Arlington||65||2nd Half 4:58|
|Boise State||29||2nd Half|
|CS-Bakersfield||42||2nd Half 14:17|
|New Mexico St||38|
|CS-Northridge||32||1st Half 5:03|
|Long Beach State||23|
|(22) Middle Tennessee||64|
|(25) Bowling Green||55|
|New Mexico St||65||FINAL|
|Coll of Charleston||70|
|Aug 9 - vs. Houston||7 pm||X||27-13|
|Aug 16 - at Buffalo||6 pm||X||20-16|
|Aug 25 - at San Francisco||7 pm||X||34-14|
|Aug 29 - vs. Tennessee||7 pm||X||24-23|
|2013 regular season|
|Sep 8 - at Detroit||Noon||X||34-24|
|Sep 15 - at Chicago||Noon||X||31-30|
|Sep 22 - vs. Cleveland||Noon||X||31-27|
|Sep 29 - vs. Pittsburgh (in London)||Noon||X||34-27|
|Oct 6 - Bye|
|Oct 13 - vs. Carolina||Noon||X||35-10|
|Oct 21 - at. NY Giants||7:40 pm||X||23-7|
|Oct 27 - vs. Green Bay||7:30 pm||X||44-31|
|Nov 3 - at Dallas||Noon||X||27-23|
|Nov 7 - vs. Washington||7:25 pm||X||34-27|
|Nov 17 - at Seattle||3:25 pm||X||41-20|
|Nov. 24 - at Green Bay||Noon||26-26|
|Dec 1 - vs. Chicago||Noon||X||23-20|
|Dec 8 - at Baltimore||Noon||X||29-26|
|Dec 15 - vs. Philadelphia||Noon||X||48-30|
|Dec 22 - at Cincinnati||Noon||X||42-14|
|Dec 29 - vs. Detroit||Noon||X||14-13|