Michael Rand started RandBall with hopes that he could keep lies from conquering the minds of the weak. So far, he's only succeeded in using the word "redacted" a lot. He welcomes suggestions, news tips, links of pure genius, and pictures of pets in Halloween costumes here, though he already knows he will regret that last part.
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The body of the text is a little more, ahem, speculative. Take all of this for what it's worth: humor, possible shreds of truth, and always the requisite grain (or barrel) of salt:
Zygi Wilf flew to Los Angeles in his private Vikings plane to meet with Magic Johnson..According to my sources, the two secretly met at Van Nuys Airport just outside of Los Angeles to discuss the possibility of moving the Vikings to Los Angeles..Magic and AEG have made their plans public to bring football to Southern California.
Again, this is not a report from the Star Tribune or another similar outlet. But please do enjoy the speculation, again, for whatever it is worth to you.
Note: Sorry to bump Clearance Clarence again. Next post, we swear.
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