Before the serious season of Black Friday power shopping, holiday decorating, gift-picking overload and end-of-the-year time crunches takes its toll, let's sit back and reflect on something that's not so serious.

We give you the Fashion Turkey Awards. These are items that inspire our mirth. These are items we consider fads in the worst sense of the word -- popular for being popular, worn without consideration and therefore uninspired. In short, these are trends we wish would go away.

HairUWear Or any other variety of the oddly hued clip-on wiglets. The last straw was the introduction of the animal print extension. The 1-inch clip-in extensions ($10) are in shades of neon pink, ginger and electric blue tiger stripes. People don't know when to say when. If a slim feather is nice, a neon purple tiger stripe must be better, right? Wrong.

Jweats You've probably guessed that this is a jeans-sweatpants hybrid. You can now purchase Diesel Jogg jeans ($195). Apparently, jeggings (jean leggings) just weren't questionable enough. Sweatpants should not be worn outside the confines of your house. Making them out of denim doesn't change that, and in fact it makes it worse.

Peep-toe combat boots The idea of these shoes and the tortured ensemble that must accompany them is not what fashion should be. It's not a self-expression; it's a blatant display of "look how cool I am -- you can see my toes in my combat boots." There is a girl who can pull these off, but she is waiting for everyone else to stop wearing these shoes before she pulls them out of her closet again.

Plastic surgery This year we were introduced to chintox (Botox for unappealing chins), umbilicoplasty (belly button surgery -- get the innie you always wanted) and dimple-plasty (yes, you can have the "quintessential cute facial feature"). Plastic surgery is noticeably booming. The key word is "noticeably." If you have had your boobs, eyes or cheeks altered, more than one person has noticed. We discuss it openly, but probably not with you. We don't think any ill of you, but it's the rare exception that this piece of gossip ends with, " ... and she/he looks so great."

Wrong watches One of the Jacob & Co. watches sported by David Beckham, who usually dresses quite impeccably, costs $10,800 and has not one, not two, not three, not -- OK, it has five watch faces on it and five watch stems to wind each of the five faces. Five. Ostensibly, it's so that you can keep up with five different time zones. But who needs to walk around with the wall from Grand Central Station on their wrist?