Precious snowflake realizes it's hot in the oven: Rebecca Black reacts to getting critical remarks about "Friday."

Welcome to the internets; enjoy your stay. The article at the Daily Beast digs up a "pop-music critic and sociology professor at California State University, Long Beach" who tells us why we don't like the song:

That's it! Resentment towards young people and all their disproportionate domination! That's what annoys us more than the song itself.

You've probably heard this, but I've looked for better parodies, and can't find one.