Spencer Hall, who usually writes about college football, drinking or both, has ranked dog breeds from 1-171 on the heels of this year's Westminster Kennel Club show.
We're OK with his rankings, mostly because he has the pug at No. 19 -- tough but fair, pugs aren't for everyone, even if they are No. 1 on our big board.
Rottweilers are second to last, while cocker spaniels are the Mr. Irrelevant of his dog draft.
Feel free to check out his entire list, and his reasoning.
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