Behold a Twitter tale in seven parts. What started as a simple conversation between two young ladies discussing food -- chili, to be specific -- turned into a modern day unintentional Abbott & Costello routine that is still making us laugh. We apologize to all involved for not being able to see the word chili without thinking about ex-Gophers coach Tim Brewster. And we are sorry for not being able to leave well enough alone. Carry on with your days. Wait, but first:

We'll understand if everyone involved wants to un-follow us.