Stunning news: a new biography of Stravinsky says concertgoers were paid to riot during the "Rite of Spring." This not only created great word of mouth, it suggested that the conservative factions of the Parisian musical community were opposed to the harsh, pagan rhythms, chromatic dissonance, and jarring time signatures.

Just kidding. I wish we lived in a world were it would be a scandal to read someone faked a reaction to an orchestral performance. Instead, we gots dis here:

Is Magro de Sitchashun? The only cast member I can identify is Oompa-Loompa Snooki.