Grown man may be reunited with his favorite comic book:

You really want to know a few more details, don't you? As in, how it was found, who found it, who owned it, and how they traced it to Cage, but that's the total story, right there. Okay, I see if I can find more. Have to do everything around here.

Okay, the Ventura County Star account says:

Dotson contacted . . . Mark Balelo, collectibles expert! Who is also the guy who owns a liquidation merchandise business. Not the liquidation business in this story, but a liquidation business. Got it? We continue:

It's refreshing to know that somewhere out there, cops named Hrcyck are clamming up about whether Sylvester's involved, and slamming another citizen for shooting off his big mouth. It's so 70s.You hope he's wearing a blue polyester suit with a fat brown tie from Sears.

But wait! There's more. From an earlier AP story:

I'd love to know how that tip made it to police in California. Someone drop a dime, make a long-distance call? "Yeah, officer? I think I know who has that Superman number one."

"It's Action Comics #1, sir."

"Okay, whatever, I'm telling you, I saw it -"

"It makes a difference, sir. Superman #1 is fairly common. Action Comics #1 is the rare, highly-prized collectible."

"So I'm trying to tell you, I'm in the bank with my friend, and we're at his safe deposit box, and I look inside and there it is. I'm surprised because he was always more of a Marvel man, always said he wanted Spiderman #1, not this Superman crap."

"Actually, sir, the first Spider-Man would be Amazing Stories #15; he did not get his own title until - hello? Hello? Are you there?