Remember when Courtney Love was part of the grunge scene? A real authentic rocker married to another real authentic rocker who was so authentic he was dead? And she was the critic's darling, because she was raw and authentic. Well:

Anyone who lends her jewelry shouldn't be surprised when the pieces come back smeared with lipstick and drool, so it's hard to be too sympathetic. You have to love Love's response: er, I lost them! So, sorry about that. As if that absolves her from paying for them. But wait! There's more:

So everyone here deserves everyone else. Got it.