BARRONETT, WIS. – Early indications are no mice have yet invaded the undisclosed location near this northwestern Wisconsin town where I hole up during deer season. The reference here is to Wisconsin's deer season, which is different from Minnesota's, just as Wisconsin is different in all respects from Minnesota.
Different, in fact, from any place, anywhere, except perhaps faraway galaxies.
I say this being a big Wisconsin fan, particularly during the state's nine-day firearms whitetail season. It's then that I angle my truck toward a shack that sits so far back in the woods no one can find me except by explicit intention. My wife and I have two sons, and for many years during Thanksgiving week they also set upon these parts, heading with me north by northeast, guns in hand as soon as they were legal here; age 5, I think, or thereabouts.
It's said by some that a Minnesota visitor to Wisconsin can travel safely west to east across the northern tier of this state, Twin Cities to Green Bay, without being a Badgers fan. Perhaps that's true, perhaps not. Uncontested is that along the same longitudinal line a Minnesotan best not brandish too much purple and white. Better, and safer, for Vikings fans to concede they're behind enemy lines and instead blend in, saying little and ordering off the chalkboard, the fish fry a no-brainer.
I hunt with a big group here, and Friday evening the bunch of us, some 17 or 18, gathered at Bistro 63, a first-rate eatery in Barronett. This is a long-held tradition, and the one guy among us who can actually sing, Dave Berg, for many years serenaded Bistro's fine diners in the manner of David Allen Coe, wailing about prison, rain and momma gettin' run over by a train.
On Friday night, Dave didn't sing. But the memory lingered, and before eating we recalled the entertainment he provided, and recalled also those in the gang who had passed on, or otherwise couldn't make it to camp this year.
Say what you want about the hoi polloi. This, in a nutshell, is America writ large, good times passed, with more to come.
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