One Valentine's Day, Thor Bjork gave his wife, Michelle, a plastic plant that became a family joke. Another year it was a "Beavis and Butt-Head" video, which she actually liked, but don't tell anybody. And then there was the winter safety kit he bought for her car.
He finally nailed it with a bouquet of flowers -- except that he inadvertently left the price tag attached.
"They all were sweet and well-intentioned," Michelle Bjork said. "But a 'Beavis and Butt-Head' DVD on Valentine's Day? Weird!"
Nonetheless, those uninspired gifts ended up inspiring her to start an unusual business that generated upwards of $250,000 in sales in 2007, its second full year of operation.
Welcome to Shakespeare Enterprises, doing business as the Romeo and Juliet retail shop and websites, which offer imaginative, prewrapped gifts that help clueless men (Romeos) to shop for their wives or lady friends and women (Juliets) to find presents for their men.
There is not a "Beavis and Butt-Head" video to be found anywhere on the company's websites -- www.Romeoshops.com and www.Julietshops.com -- or at the Romeo and Juliet shop that opened early last year on the Nicollet Mall.
But there are, for example, football and basketball video games for the man in your life and, for the ladies, maybe a hand-blown perfume bottle imported from Florence, Italy.
Which fits perfectly with Bjork's concept of Sex and the Bewildered Giftgiver: "Women want emotion tied to their gifts; men generally prefer more practical, useful gifts."