The new terms used in dealing with retiring baby boomers as detailed Jan. 4 ("Boomers' behest: Just don't call me old") led me to think that a similar approach is necessary for the other end of the age spectrum, dealing with children and schools. Hence:
- Old term: School. New term: Achievement gap elimination center.
- Old term: Student. New term: Underage learning module.
- Old term: Teacher. New term: Tenured testing moderator.
- Old term: School bus. New term: Diversity enhancer vehicle.
- Old term: Bus driver. New term: Diversity facilitator.
- Old term: Guidance counselor. New term: Life choices adviser.
- Old term: Superintendent. New term: Short-term, well-compensated leader.
- Old term: School board. New term: Complaint department.
- Old term: Gym teacher. New term: Obesity fighter first class.
- Old term: School lunch worker. New term: Obesity fighter second class.
- Old term: Janitor. New term: Cleanliness consultant.
George M. Woytanowitz, Minneapolis
The Jan. 4 article about aging speaks to the power of words and the need to get it right. Who wouldn't, for instance, want to live in a "community" rather than a "facility"? The trick to getting words right, however, is in reflecting reality. Having researched long-term care facilities, I assure readers that most are not yet up to the reality of being called communities, the term suggested in the article. Yet social workers and other reformers have been working hard to change facilities into communities that foster successful aging.
"Social worker" — now that's another term suggested for relabeling, to "concierge" (defined broadly by Merriam-Webster as someone to make arrangements and run errands). Really? Does that capture the work described above? Indeed, social workers have been working in many arenas — physical and mental health, community and social policy and programs — to support and foster vital involvement for older adults. I suggest that the marketers return to the drawing board to find a term that truly speaks to the contributions of this profession.
James Reinardy, St. Paul
The writer is director of the School of Social Work at the University of Minnesota.
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In the same issue of the Star Tribune, columnist Gail Rosenblum reports: "People age 65 and older, according to the survey of more than 2,300 Americans, are happier than any other age group." Apparently, most people 65 and above are mature enough to ignore marketing propaganda suggesting that we are all miserable.
Many of us are comfortable with our age and don't feel that any euphemism is needed to describe us. Marketing companies may want to play semantic games to suggest otherwise, but those of us not taken in by such self-serving manipulations beg to differ.
To slightly alter the famous quotation from the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.: Judge us by the content of our character, not the wrinkles of our skin.