Most amazing about the news release issued this week by the Department of Natural Resources was the apparent surprise to the agency that the state's breeding ducks this spring declined 31 percent from a year ago, and now are 19 percent below the long-term average.
Note to the DNR: Minnesota has no ducks. None to speak of, anyway.
Everyone who still chases these birds in this state knows as much.
Yet, and not unexpectedly, the agency Tuesday announced the pounding of still another nail in the coffin of Minnesota mallards, blue-winged teal and other fowl with its usual loopy obfuscation and cornball optimism.
"Though population swings are normal, it's always disappointing when numbers decline," Dennis Simon, DNR wildlife chief, intoned, as if talking to children. "Our goal is to build a breeding population of 1 million birds."
Hey, chief: Not in your lifetime. Or -- the way ducks are "managed" in Minnesota -- a hundred lifetimes.
Time for a change.
If Minnesota duck hunters want to rebuild Minnesota ducks, they'll have to do it themselves. Yes, we have a great Ducks Unlimited organization in the state. Ditto, the Minnesota Waterfowl Association and Delta Waterfowl. They and other conservation and wildlife groups need to continue their productive work.