What would you rather do on a Sunday morning than wake up early and read weekly picks and power rankings involving 32 teams that basically are of equal strength and ability to beat, lose to or tie anyone on any given Sunday, Monday, Saturday, Thursday (and some day, when the revenue ceiling needs to be extended to a gazillion bazillion dollars, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday as well)?
CRAIG'S NFL POWER RANKINGS
BEST OF THE BUNCH
1. Patriots (7-2)
Why: Still think the Patriots should trade Tom Brady? A 22-point manhandling of the Broncos extended the Patriots' win streak to five games and proved – once again – that Bill Belichick's teams don't stay the same from Week 1 (a 33-20 loss at Miami) to Week 4 (a 41-14 loss at Kansas City) to Week 9. Those who predict the Patriots' demise have been swinging and missing for a long time now. But cheer up. Eventually, one of these years, you will make contact.
THE REST
2. Cardinals (7-1); 3. Broncos (6-2); 4. Eagles (6-2); 5. Chiefs (5-3); 6. Lions (6-2); 7. Steelers (6-3); 8. Colts (6-3); 9. Dolphins (5-3); 10. Seahawks (5-3); 11. Saints (4-4); 12. Bills (5-3); 13. Packers (5-3); 14. Browns (6-3); 15. Bengals (5-3-1); 16. Cowboys (6-3); 17. Ravens (5-4).
THE VIKINGS
18. Vikings 4-5 (Last week: 24): They're certainly not playoff-caliber, but they've got a two-game win streak and are improving week by week defensively and at quarterback.
THE REST OF THE REST
19. Rams (3-5); 20. 49ers (4-4); 21. Chargers (5-4); 22. Giants (3-5); 23. Texans (4-5); 24. Redskins (3-6); 25. Bears (3-5); 26. Panthers (3-5-1); 27. Jaguars (1-8); 28. Titans (2-6); 29. Falcons (2-6); 30. Raiders (0-8); 31. Buccaneers (1-7).
WORST OF THE BUNCH
32: Jets (1-8): Eight straight losses after a five-point win over the Raiders? The J-E-T-S … S-T-I-N-K, S-T-I-N-K, S-T-I-N-K! They've already matched last year's loss total of eight.
THREE REASONS FOR VIKINGS FANS TO BE HOPEFUL