The unlikely spectacle of Mitt Romney sallying forth this month as a cross between St. George the Dragon Slayer and Dudley Do-Right — rather intrepidly crusading to save the Republican Party from a fate worse than defeat, and America from a fate worse than Hillary — is, like so much else these days, evidence of Donald Trump's limitless sorcery.
Trump — or anyway, fear of Trump — can even make Mitt Romney interesting.
It is hard, by this time, not to see Romney and his co-conspirators in the Dump Trump movement as overmatched. But it's also hard not to cheer them on, if only to keep the story going. For political journalists and junkies, the 2016 campaign has long since taken on a car-wreck-like fascination — and it just keeps growing more irresistibly appalling.
There is something refreshingly hard-boiled about the tactics being used against Trump. Romney campaigned for Marco Rubio in Florida, for John Kasich in Ohio and for Ted Cruz (and pointedly against Kasich) in Utah. Nowhere did he fully "endorse" anybody.
Romney laid out the unsentimental strategy in his anti-Trump declaration on March 3: "Given the current delegate selection process, I would vote for ... whichever one of the other two contenders has the best chance of beating Mr. Trump in a given state."
The aim in that approach has not been to amass a nominating majority of delegates for an alternative to Trump. The aim has simply been to deny Trump delegates wherever possible — which under the various winner-take-all systems governing delegate selection in remaining states requires backing the strongest "non-Trump" in each jurisdiction.
Gradually, more and more GOP leaders are holding their noses and lining up behind Cruz. But it remains a purely negative, blocking action to prevent Trump's (or anyone's) nomination by a 1,237-delegate majority on the Republican National Convention's first ballot, when most delegates will be required to support the choice of primary or caucus voters in their home states. On subsequent ballots, if such there are, delegates would be freed to vote as they chose — and as bargains, bullying and blandishments might move them.
Somewhere during such an "open convention" melee, Romney and other establishment GOP leaders would presumably anoint a more, well, conventional candidate who could cobble together majority support and snatch the nomination away from the Trump. Might that be Cruz? Kasich? A resurrected Jeb Bush? Speaker of the House Paul Ryan? Romney himself? No doubt back rooms (however smoke-free) echo with speculations.