The new breed of airport bars

Airport bars: No longer among the saddest places in the world.

On a recent Friday, I finagled my way past security at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport and asked bartenders for their thoughts on the way people stereotype airport bars.

"They've been going to the wrong airport bars," said Lisa-Marie Danger Smith, who works every weekend at the airport's version of Ike's Food & Cocktails.

The bar scene out at MSP isn't what it used to be -- and that's a good thing. Our airport is ahead of the curve when it comes to bringing local concepts into the concourses. These include the new Surdyk's Flights wine bar, French Meadow Bakery, O'Gara's, Axel's Bonfire and two Ike's locations.

"A lot of airports are trying to emulate what we've done here," said Butch Howard, the man in charge of HMS Host, the company that licenses and operates many of the airport's food and drink tenants.

Junior Pantaleo has been bartending since 1979. He has seen the evolution from serving liquor at a makeshift stand in the concourse to his current position working the morning shift at the shiny, antioxidant-cocktail-making French Meadow Bakery. In 2009, the airport commission got the state to roll back the start time for liquor service to 6 a.m. (it's 8 a.m. everywhere else). "I'd much rather wait on the guy that's drinking at 6 a.m. than someone at midnight," Pantaleo said.

"I've waited on Jessica Simpson -- twice," Pantaleo said. He also served legendary college basketball coach (and all-around hothead) Bobby Knight: "The most gracious, funny guy you'll ever meet."

Ike's bartender Smith (or Smitty, as she's known) loves hearing travelers' stories from behind the restaurant's granite-top bar.

"Out here, I get to hear stories from all over the world," she said. "Everyone has a story. I always ask them to tell it."

She took a chance on the airport six years ago and never looked back at bars elsewhere. "No more bar fights, no bouncers," she said. "Less chaos, less drama."

Even so, bartending at the airport can feel a lot like working on an island. Some bartenders have quit because they couldn't take the security hassles.

As a platinum member of Continental Airlines, Laura Weisensell flies almost every week. The Cleveland auditing consultant said watching George Clooney in "Up in the Air" was like watching her own life. While the bar scene has changed, flying the friendly skies can still be a bit lonely.

"You really don't have time to form real relationships," Weisensell said. "It's a snapshot in time is how I like to put it."

She came out to the airport a few hours early to drink at Ike's, her favorite spot at MSP. Ike's is a sleek replica of the 1940s-style bar in downtown Minneapolis. Weisensell feels like a regular here, even though she lives 700 miles away.

People have to fly, people have to wait, people have to drink. Might as well do it in style, right? One traveler, Oren Mauldin of Seattle, said it best:

"If you have to spend a couple hours someplace, you could do worse."

  • Tom Horgen

Mallman's 'Appetite' for litigation

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  • Chris Riemenschneider

A neo sports pub

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  • Tom Horgen

On tap for the Bartmanns: Pat's

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  • Tom Horgen

Spare the children

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  • Chris Riemenschneider