Rick Spielman says he’ll consider 13 categories of coaching candidates while replacing Leslie Frazier.
What he didn’t say was that when he orders from an Asian restaurant, he’d choose one from Column A, one from Column B and one from the Italian joint next door. That he changes his parking spot in the Vikings’ lot depending on the month, angle of the sun, time of day and square root of the square footage of his shadow. That his Starbucks orders last longer than some NFL careers.
Spielman is capable of overthinking lunch. He’s also capable of using the 12th pick in an NFL draft to select Christian Ponder. So how can he be trusted to hire a coach?
If he’s true to his word, he may be on the right track.
I don’t agree with the decision to fire Frazier. The Wilfs and Spielman gave Frazier lousy quarterbacks and held him responsible for their play.
Now that Frazier’s gone, I do agree with the simple thought behind Spielman’s seemingly byzantine plan.
Sift through the verbosity, and what Spielman seemed to be trying to say is that he won’t limit his coaching search to a certain résumé type.
If he follows his own guidelines, he has a chance to avoid the biggest mistake NFL franchises make when choosing coaches or quarterbacks: overlooking a brick of gold bullion in the blinkered search for a diamond.
The best coaches in the NFL come from a wide variety of backgrounds and offer a wide variety of personalities. Here’s a list of successful NFL head coaches, and the key line of their résumé before they were hired as head coaches:
• Baltimore’s John Harbaugh — special teams coach.
• San Francisco’s Jim Harbaugh — college head coach.
• Seattle’s Pete Carroll — rah-rah college coach twice fired as an NFL head coach.
• Green Bay’s Mike McCarthy — offensive coordinator for one of the NFL’s worst offensive teams.
• New England’s Bill Belichick — fired as the stubborn, thoroughly unlikeable coach of the Browns.
• Cincinnati’s Marvin Lewis — experienced defensive coordinator.
• Pittsburgh’s Mike Tomlin — one year as defensive coordinator for a 6-10 Vikings team.
• Philadelphia’s Chip Kelly — college hotshot with an offense predicated to fail in the NFL.
• New Orleans’ Sean Payton — offensive coordinator.
|Cincinnati - WP: A. Simon||4||FINAL|
|Chicago Cubs - LP: J. Samardzija||1|
|St. Louis - LP: M. Wacha||1||FINAL|
|Washington - WP: G. Gonzalez||3|
|Milwaukee - WP: K. Lohse||5||FINAL|
|Pittsburgh - LP: C. Morton||3|
|Toronto - WP: S. Delabar||3||FINAL|
|Cleveland - LP: M. Rzepczynski||2|
|LA Angels - WP: J. Weaver||11||FINAL|
|Detroit - LP: D. Smyly||6|
|Atlanta - WP: A. Harang||6||FINAL|
|NY Mets - LP: J. Niese||0|
|Baltimore - WP: C. Tillman||8||FINAL|
|Boston - LP: J. Lackey||4|
|NY Yankees - LP: A. Warren||5||FINAL|
|Tampa Bay - WP: J. McGee||11|
|Seattle - LP: Y. Medina||4||FINAL|
|Miami - WP: S. Cishek||8|
|Chicago WSox - LP: F. Paulino||0||FINAL|
|Texas - WP: M. Perez||12|
|Minnesota - LP: R. Nolasco||0||FINAL|
|Kansas City - WP: J. Vargas||5|
|Philadelphia - LP: J. Pettibone||1||FINAL|
|Colorado - WP: T. Chatwood||12|
|Houston - LP: J. Cosart||3||FINAL|
|Oakland - WP: S. Gray||11|
|San Francisco - LP: M. Cain||1||FINAL|
|San Diego - WP: T. Ross||2|
|Arizona - WP: J. Thatcher||4||FINAL|
|Los Angeles - LP: C. Perez||2|
|Aug 9 - vs. Houston||7 pm||X||27-13|
|Aug 16 - at Buffalo||6 pm||X||20-16|
|Aug 25 - at San Francisco||7 pm||X||34-14|
|Aug 29 - vs. Tennessee||7 pm||X||24-23|
|2013 regular season|
|Sep 8 - at Detroit||Noon||X||34-24|
|Sep 15 - at Chicago||Noon||X||31-30|
|Sep 22 - vs. Cleveland||Noon||X||31-27|
|Sep 29 - vs. Pittsburgh (in London)||Noon||X||34-27|
|Oct 6 - Bye|
|Oct 13 - vs. Carolina||Noon||X||35-10|
|Oct 21 - at. NY Giants||7:40 pm||X||23-7|
|Oct 27 - vs. Green Bay||7:30 pm||X||44-31|
|Nov 3 - at Dallas||Noon||X||27-23|
|Nov 7 - vs. Washington||7:25 pm||X||34-27|
|Nov 17 - at Seattle||3:25 pm||X||41-20|
|Nov. 24 - at Green Bay||Noon||26-26|
|Dec 1 - vs. Chicago||Noon||X||23-20|
|Dec 8 - at Baltimore||Noon||X||29-26|
|Dec 15 - vs. Philadelphia||Noon||X||48-30|
|Dec 22 - at Cincinnati||Noon||X||42-14|
|Dec 29 - vs. Detroit||Noon||X||14-13|