Monday is game day for mosquito fighters.
Each Monday morning, the Metropolitan Mosquito Control District's Kirk Johnson and his crew set out traps baited with dishes of stinky water, traps that are as delicious to mosquitoes as a plate of spaghetti carbonara is to a pasta lover.
Each Monday at sunset, Johnson and the rest of the Monday Night Network spring into action again. An early-to-bed/early-to-rise guy, Johnson sets his alarm and wakes to join the 86 others who venture into their backyards or neighboring parks — without wearing Off! — to make themselves into what Johnson calls "attractants" but most of us would call "mosquito bait."
At a precise time (which varies depending on when the sun goes down), they stand still for a solid minute — luring nearby mosquitoes and essentially shouting to them, "The blood bar is open. Come at me!"
After 60 seconds, the volunteers spend two minutes waving nets to catch the bloodsuckers they have attracted so those samples can be used to determine where mosquitoes are hitting hardest and, thus, where the Mosquito Control crew needs to send in its troops.
"We've done work to determine what the level of tolerance is for people living in the metro area," Johnson said. "That comes in at two mosquitoes in two minutes. If we have a level where we capture more than two in two minutes, that tends to equate to a point where people say they are bothered by mosquitoes."
A net with two dozen skeeters qualifies as "a pretty intense mosquito population," he said, but numbers soared as high as 100 this month.
So, if a Monday Night Networker captures two dozen pests, do they feel lucky? No, said Johnson: "They feel like they want to get back in the house."