Opinion editor’s note: Strib Voices publishes a mix of commentary online and in print each day. To contribute, click here.
•••
Cheers to the zoos nurturing SeaQuest animals
The wildlife neglected and abandoned by Roseville’s SeaQuest since its bankruptcy and closing have found new homes at the Lake Superior, Minnesota and Como zoos as well as the Great Lakes Aquarium. The zoos and sanctuaries have devoted countless hours to rescuing and saving some 1,200 animals. The wildlife, including Danny the capybara, have found second chances and the tender care they deserve with their new keepers. Kurt Heizmann, director of animal care at the Minnesota Zoo, said the rescue effort was huge and costly, but the keepers wanted to provide safe homes for the animals, many of whom were injured. Caring for neglected animals is difficult work. Thanks to the professionals who refused to look away.
Jeers to the swift falls of our pro sports teams
One day the Minnesota Lynx were in the playoffs and looking strong. Then they squandered a late-game lead en route to elimination. One minute the Minnesota Vikings had an exciting young quarterback who had us wanting to believe, and the next he’s injured and watching from the sidelines as an aging former Green Bay Packers quarterback ran over the Vikings’ defense in Dublin. The only place we’ve been reliably seeing Viking celebrations is when receiver Justin Jefferson hits the Griddy as a TV commercial pitchman.
Cheers to Minnesota Lynx star Napheesa Collier
She bravely used her voice, talent and platform to deliver a broader message in support of her fellow players as they head into contract negotiations with the WNBA this offseason. Collier delivered a withering statement about the leadership of the WNBA the morning after the Lynx were eliminated from the playoffs, knowing she would likely face a hefty fine and/or punishment. Collier’s basketball skills and talent are dazzling, but her bravery and endurance for the larger battles off the court could see her become a transformational leader when her playing days are over. And who wouldn’t want Collier in their corner during contract negotiations?
Jeers to MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell
Does he really think any reasonable Minnesotan would want him to move back here and run for governor next year? We have better options, Mike. Minnesotans have thrice rejected President Donald Trump’s MAGA-style politics, but Lindell seems to think we’re eager for more. These are unusual times, but Minnesotans can’t possibly be interested in electing a man who is eyeball-deep in an array of personal legal troubles and debt. And yet, Lindell recently told a Minnesota Star Tribune reporter, “If there was someone to win, it would be me.” That’s a mind-blowing level of delusion. Surely Minnesota Republicans will see a Lindell campaign for the folly that it is and nominate a candidate with a more realistic worldview to challenge Gov. Tim Walz.
Cheers to the unblinking eyes of speed cameras
Five of them are now operating in Minneapolis in a pilot program that could grow to placement at more than 40 positions in coming years. The cameras are expected to nab and cite drivers who speed or run red lights with the aim of reducing traffic fatalities. “Photo enforced” signs went up Tuesday at the first five sites where cameras are operating. But why bother looking for the signs? Just consistently obey the rules of the road, watch out for pedestrians and don’t touch that cellphone until you park.
Jeers to Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth
The Forest Lake native and former Fox News host hauled the military brass from global hot spots to a self-promotional pep rally at Quantico, Va., at a cost of millions of dollars and countless squandered hours of high-value time. These accomplished career military leaders with chests full of medals sat stone-faced while Hegseth fat-shamed and lectured them on the ills of facial hair and political correctness. As if this wasteful spectacle weren’t enough, a 2022 video of Hegseth attempting to hit the Griddy resurfaced in recent days. “You wanna see the Griddy?” Hegseth asks in the video. Yes, we do, but please leave it to Justin Jefferson.