You're Joe Vikefan. You paint your face; think Prince adopted the color purple in homage to his local team; lobby for former long snapper Mike Morris to get into the Pro Football Hall of Fame; stick team flags on the AMC Gremlin you drive because most of your discretionary income goes to season tickets; and save your sick days for Mondays during the NFL season.
Let me ask -- or if you're in New Orleans and want to get used to the local dialect, "aks" -- you a question.
Do you really want the Vikings to win on Monday? Or should you want them to lose?
If the Vikings beat New Orleans, they will be 2-3 and in line with the Souhan Plan for the season -- start 2-3, get Bryant McKinnie and Madieu Williams back, and use a deep roster and an easy schedule to batter your way to a winning record.
The Souhan Plan features a few serious flaws, though, apart from the identity of the author. The Souhan Plan would allow coach Brad Childress to win just enough games against mediocre teams to contend in a mediocre division and save his job.
Is that what's best for the franchise?
If the Vikings win on Monday, they're set up to succeed, but they're not set up to succeed on a grand scale. A few gimme victories over Detroit and the 49ers could enable Childress to win just enough to proclaim another season of progress, from 6-10 as a rookie to 8-8 as a sophomore to nine or 10 victories in his third season.
Childress has proved himself to be a decent and organized man and a passionate football coach. He has even revealed himself to be a likable guy, which is sure to get him kicked out of the NFL coaches' union.