If Joe Mauer hadn't been born on Lexington Avenue, and if he hadn't already signed a franchise-record contract, the Twins might be nearing a baseball rarity: A catching controversy.
This may sound like hyperbole spurred by Wilson Ramos becoming the first big-league player in 68 years to collect seven hits in his first two career games, but interviews with members of the Twins organization and scouts from other teams indicate that the Twins may soon be able to claim they have the two best catchers in the American League.
If that's a problem, Tigers star Miguel Cabrera, a close friend of Ramos', offers the solution:
"I can fix everything," Cabrera said with a smile Tuesday in the Tigers clubhouse. "The best thing would be if they traded Ramos to Detroit. What are they going to do, with Mauer already here?
"It's tough. So the best thing would be to send Wilson to his big brother. Send him to me. I'll take good care of him."
Minnesotans may be too spoiled to realize it, but quality catchers who can hit are rare. That's why, when closer Joe Nathan was lost for the season, the Twins quickly nixed the idea of trading Ramos for a Nathan replacement.
The Twins don't look at Ramos as redundant or expendable. They see him as a multitalented top prospect who as soon as next season could enable Mauer's bat to stay in the lineup every day. One possible future scenario would have Mauer catching five days a week and spending one or two games a week at DH or in the outfield, with Ramos catching two days a week and spending the rest of his time as the Twins' righthanded designated hitter, helping them balance their left-leaning lineup.
Ask Twins officials questions about Ramos on the record, and they say what General Manager Bill Smith said Tuesday: "It's all way too premature. Let's just say you can't have too much talent at any position."