Rick Nelson and Claude Peck dispense unasked-for advice about clothing, etiquette, culture, relationships, grooming and more.
RN: This situation reminds me of a Broadway show tune.
CP: Quelle surprise. Didn't you write the self-help bestseller "Book, Lyric, Life Itself"?
RN: Ignoring. I can hear Miss Judy Holliday now. "The party's over, it's time to call it a day. No matter how you pretend, you knew it would end this way."
CP: You may as well spit it out, country simple, so even a dog or cat can catch your drift.
RN: Fine. We're done. Finito. Kaput. Toast. Slow curtain, the end.
CP: Nooo. Who put you up to this? You know I don't cope well with change. For you, these weekly chats are a side dish, a bonbon. For me they've been an entire Lean Cuisine and half a bottle of wine.
RN: Half? Please.