Here's the story behind the iPhone text message that makes your phone reboot. Cult of Mac:
My daughter sent it to me yesterday. She found it unnerving, which didn't stop her from trying it out on everyone she knew. As one of the commenters says:
My money's on young, bored, Russians.
GEEK The top story on Digg this morning appears to have been chosen for its subject, not the brilliance of the prose. It's high-school quality. Remember how you padded out an essay with meaningless opening paragraphs? Did you begin the piece with an assertion that was undone by your first example?
Criminey. The turning-out-of-pockets communicates poverty, not ignorance.
That's two paragraphs spent on nothing. Will the third paragraph reveal the point? We press on:
Literally everybody will say "phwoar." While rubbing their thighs. It was really thigh-rubbing good.
If this makes you despair about the quality of writing on the internet, read Sadie Stein's short tale about an old man and a pineapple request. You will feel much better.