The four long-running Minnesota men’s professional sports teams haven’t won a championship since Dan Gladden touched home plate at the Metrodome on Oct. 27, 1991.
The cute, modern slang for such a span is “it’s been a minute.”
As with most cute, modern slang, that’s silly and uninformative.
It hasn’t been a minute. It’s been more than 34 years.
As a new calendar year begins, which of the four long-suffering, occasionally choking teams has the best chance of ending the championship drought?
The Minnesota women’s pro teams are excused from this exercise.
They’re overqualified.
The Frost have won every championship in the history of the PWHL. Since 2011, the Lynx have won four WNBA titles and might have reached six or seven if not for bad calls and injuries and league commissioners who wear tacky dresses.