From a distance, they looked like a legion of choreographed zombies. Marching in measured steps, their heads were all bowed at the same angle, gazes directed at palms they held rigidly at chest level.
On a busy Manhattan sidewalk, every single person coming my way was guilty of TWW -- texting while walking. Night of the Living Tweeters. How long, I thought, before I see the same thing in Minneapolis.
But it's already here, if not at such a notable concentration. TWW is not an offense we can be ticketed for, yet, but it is perhaps a crime against humanity -- our own-- to decide that being a pedestrian is just too pedestrian for our multitasking selves.
We work in posts to Twitter, Facebook and Foursquare while deleting spam and narrowly avoiding bashing into light poles, all before we reach the corner coffee shop. We may feel like we're not wasting a moment. But we are missing out on the random beauty around us. A world in which all eyes remain stuck on handheld devices is a world left unexplored.
See that albino squirrel make a mad suicidal dash into oncoming traffic? No? Well, in case you're interested, the pink-eyed little critter made it across the boulevard, and it was a much more inspiring experience than winning at Angry Birds. And speaking of inspiring, if your nose wasn't hovering 3 inches from your Droid screen, you might have noticed the flirty glance of a fetching passerby.
To illustrate the more absurd aspects of the TWW phenomenon, author William Powers cites an observation from this year's South by Southwest technology conference in Austin.
"These events are ostensibly all about meeting in person," said Powers, who wrote "Hamlet's Blackberry," a book about meaningful living in the digital age. "But many spend the whole time staring into screens, tweeting about all the new people they're encountering -- even as they ignore those same people in order to tweet about them."
Powers said he marvels at the assumption of many people that what's happening on their screen is more important than what's going on around them.