There was a Twin Cities radio show in the 1980s that went by "Monday Night Sports Talk" that included a degree of irreverence. A popular item was the Sid Rules, which promoted the idea that if listeners followed a list of 15 rules they could write a reasonable version of a Sid Hartman column.
The most vital rule was this: The columns written in advance of an important event (mostly football games) should both "set up the loss and provide a ray of hope.''
Mr. Hartman was young at his trade in 1954, but as I looked at the Minneapolis Tribune's coverage in advance of the Nov. 13 showdown between the Gophers and Iowa, there were vivid examples of this rule.
One November morn, Sid told readers "Hawks Better Than '53," a melancholy statement in view of Iowa's 27-0 thrashing of the Gophers and superstar Paul Giel in 1953 in Iowa City.
On the next, Sid informed that the returning Gophers had made this pledge after the drubbing in Iowa City: "Beat Iowa in '54."
Bob McNamara, who had succeeded the graduated Giel as the No. 1 back, told Sid: "We may get beat, but we'll be ready.''
Earlier this week, McNamara recalled that buildup to the long-ago Iowa game and said: "The people around here were really into it. We put over 65,000 into that old stadium.''
I couldn't resist telling McNamara: "It was my first Gophers game … a 9-year-old kid in the front row of the overflow standing in an end zone. I'll never forget the kick return.''