Outside the Vikings locker room late Sunday night sat a large wooden crate, upon which was scrawled, and I am not making this up, “Vikings Stiff.”
Was this graffiti intended as commentary on the franchise’s postseason limitations? Or was that a description of clothes left behind by Kirk Cousins, the NFL player most likely to become the celebrity spokesman for extra starch?
Sadly for the Vikings and their overly optimistic fans, on this night, the black ink described the athletic movements of their young quarterback, J.J. McCarthy, who needs to prove he can think outside that box.
In his debut at U.S. Bank Stadium, McCarthy looked like he was scared inelastic. The Atlanta Falcons defeated the Vikings 22-6 as he completed 11 of 21 passes for 158 yards, zero touchdowns and two interceptions. He took six sacks and fumbled three times, losing one.
McCarthy has played eight quarters in the NFL. Seven of them have been frighteningly bad. And his one good quarter — the fourth, last Monday night in Chicago — came against a defense that gave up 52 points to the Detroit Lions on Sunday.
Through two games, McCarthy looks more like journeyman Josh Dobbs than refurbished Sam Darnold.
Asked about McCarthy handling what had to be one of the worst performances of his life, Vikings wide receiver Adam Thielen said: “I think he’s built for that. I think that’s why they fell in love with him in the draft process, why we all are so confident in him.”
Want excuses for McCarthy’s play? We’ve got excuses.