INDIANAPOLIS - It's so hard to keep up with Big Ten expansion these days. When, for instance, did Savannah State join the league?
Wait -- those were the Nebraska Cornhuskers?
The numbers were comical, the decisiveness bizarre. In a game as embarrassingly lopsided as a September walkover against a FCS pipsqueak, the Wisconsin Badgers earned a third consecutive trip to the Rose Bowl, overpowering Nebraska with 10 touchdowns in a 70-31 punchline.
The Badgers (8-5) will be the first five-loss team to make a New Year's appearance in Pasadena in the Rose Bowl's century-long history, but they have nothing to apologize for. Their trip to the Big Ten championship game might have been a fluke of sanctions and divisional alignment, but their trip to Pasadena is no fluke at all.
Check out these cartoonish numbers: Wisconsin had four rushes of 50 yards or longer, but only two incomplete passes. The Badgers picked up 10 or more yards on 21 plays and punted only three times. The three-time defending champs gained 539 yards on the ground -- or nearly 10 times as many as the 56 yards they picked up in their 30-27 loss in Lincoln in September.
Two Wisconsin tailbacks, senior Montee Ball and freshman Melvin Gordon, gained more than 200 yards, and junior James White had 109. But don't feel bad for White -- he scored four touchdowns on the ground, and threw the game's only touchdown pass for good measure.
All that against a Nebraska defense known for its speed and renowned for its execution. No wonder the Huskers, after watching Nebraska flaunt its own quickness, were the ones saying "I'm sorry."
"We failed. We failed to win a championship. That was the goal, and we didn't get it done," said Nebraska coach Bo Pelini, who has also lost two Big 12 championship games in his seven seasons with the Huskers. "I apologize for it. I apologize to the football team, I apologize to the fans. At the end, it falls on me. I'm the one responsible for it, and we didn't get it done."