Baseball's best team is in town. Don't take this the wrong way, but, enjoy.
The New York Yankees own baseball's best record. They have hit more home runs and allowed fewer earned runs than any other team. They have allowed the fewest home runs and held opponents to the lowest batting average — .210, a number that evokes memories of Koufax and Drysdale.
Their scheduled starting pitchers against the Twins this week are Jameson Taillon (6-1, 2.30 ERA), Nestor "The Tormentor" Cortes (5-1, 1.50) and Gerrit Cole (5-1, 2.78). Cortes owns baseball's best ERA, and outfielder Aaron Judge leads the majors in home runs, and if the season ended today, he would probably be the American League's most valuable player.
If the season ended today, though, that would be a shame, because if you live in Minnesota baseball doesn't get much better than this in June.
The Yankees bring story lines along with all that talent, as former Twin Josh Donaldson will face former Yankees Gary Sanchez and Gio Urshela, with Donaldson the most likely to say something everyone will regret.
The Yankees are again capable of reminding Minnesotans of the Twins' persistent inability to make themselves relevant rivals. Don't tell Twins fans that their postseason tormentors have won only as many World Series in the past 21 years as the Florida Marlins and Kansas City Royals.
The Yankees are good enough to dominate this three-game series and prompt existential dread in Twins fans, who should nevertheless swallow their fear.
The Twins are good, too — good enough that three days from now, when the Yankees are gone, they will remain in first place in the AL Central, with a chance for a roster that has distinguished itself with depth to regain its health.