If Doug Schneider isn’t doing the Lord’s work, we don’t know who is.
Schneider listens to police scanner activity from every Packers home game, then documents all the nefarious activity. We only became aware of this on Sunday — sadly, Green Bay’s final home game of the season — but he will be a must-follow on Twitter next fall. For now, please do enjoy the totals for the season:
The Packers’ 11 preseason, regular-season and playoff games at Lambeau Field averaged six arrests and 25 ejections during the 2014 season.
And please also enjoy some of Schneider’s best tweets from Sunday. This is the NFL:
Your favorite #scannersquawk today, with 86 RTs and 28 favs: “Male passed out behind the port-a-potties. Laying in the snow.”
— Doug Schneider (@PGDougSchneider) January 12, 2015
“Suspects: One male in an Aaron Rodgers jersey, one in a Jordy Nelson jersey, one in a Clay Matthews jersey.” #scannersquawk
— Doug Schneider (@PGDougSchneider) January 11, 2015
Ejection: “First name is Dallas.” #scannersquawk #Packers #cantmakethisup
— Doug Schneider (@PGDougSchneider) January 11, 2015
“138 … female passed out.” #scannersquawk #Packers
— Doug Schneider (@PGDougSchneider) January 11, 2015
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