TCTOD: The rules of naming a fantasy team

A fun list.

April 28, 2010 at 5:21PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Fasolamatt passes along this list from CBSSports.com of the 200 most popular names for fantasy baseball teams on the site.

Since we don't play fantasy baseball -- sorry, but the daily time requirement is just too much, as opposed to the more casual pace of fantasy football -- the list doesn't quite ring as true for us as it otherwise could. But there are some powerful lessons to be learned from even the top 10:

1Evil Empire
2Springfield Isotopes/Isotopes
3Chico's Bail Bonds
4Black Sox
5Bronx Bombers
6Yankees/New York Yankees
7Bombers
8Ball Busters
9Red Sox/Boston Red Sox
10Cubs/Chicago Cubs

Things to avoid when naming a fantasy team: "Clever" names that everyone else has already thought of; the exact name of your favorite team; one-word names that say nothing in particular; huh-huh, balls.

Things to covet when naming a fantasy team: Inside jokes based on other members of the league; innuendo that you need to work to catch; topical disparaging of same-sport stars (but only if it's clever).

Anyone else have bona fide things to do and not do when naming a fantasy team properly?

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Michael Rand is the Minnesota Star Tribune's Digital Sports Senior Writer and host/creator of the Daily Delivery podcast. In 25 years covering Minnesota sports at the Minnesota Star Tribune, he has seen just about everything (except, of course, a Vikings Super Bowl).

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