Even people paid to know such things have never heard of Groveland Capital, a Minneapolis hedge fund manager that is running a spirited campaign to oust the board of a mini-conglomerate called Biglari Holdings.
Groveland is a money manager, but in talking with some folks in investment circles this week, it's not clear there is much to manage aside from founder Nick Swenson's own money.
So it's no surprise that what Groveland called a "meaningful position" turned out to be all of 0.2 percent of Biglari's stock, rounded up.
Contested board elections can be expensive affairs, but not the way Groveland is doing this one. Its proxy statement estimated costs of no more than $175,000. With the investment it has made in shares, call it a total commitment of less than $1.6 million.
It would seem the barrier to entry in the field of activist investing is close to disappearing altogether.
Don't get the idea, however, that this is some sort of joke. Swenson declined to be interviewed, but his experience as an investor includes years with the far larger Whitebox Advisors. And in going after Biglari and CEO Sardar Biglari, Swenson has picked a very rich target.
Sardar Biglari is a very interesting case of a revolutionary who took over the palace and then made enough bad decisions once in power to spark another revolution. As an activist hedge fund manager himself, he got the job as CEO after ousting the incumbent directors of a company then called the Steak 'n Shake Co.
Biglari Holdings is now based in Texas, and in addition to restaurants, it owns an insurance company and a magazine publisher. It's far from a giant, trading at a value in the market of about $860 million.