We should remember this about those greed-is-great types who run things in Los Angeles: They have no trouble stealing your sports teams and keeping the nickname, even when it makes no sense.
Brooklyn had a baseball team in the National League from 1890 through 1957. The name was changed from the Superbas to the Trolley Dodgers in 1911. A few years later, this was shortened to the Dodgers -- still in honor of a grand New York tradition of stepping on and off trolleys and avoiding the conveyance coming down the other side of the track.
The Hollywood types came offering prime acreage near downtown L.A. in order to lure Brooklyn owner Walter O'Malley after the 1957 season. The Angelinos not only stole the team; da bums kept the nickname.
Three years later, Los Angeles tempted Bob Short, a Twin Cities businessman with an enormous appreciation for a buck, with a lease to play in the new, 16,000-seat Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena. Short packed up his hometown team, the Minneapolis Lakers, and beat feet to Los Angeles for the 1960-61 season.
Short had been a leader of a group of more than 100 business people and firms that bought the Lakers from Ben Berger for $150,000 in 1957. He became the team president and managed to get financial control of the franchise.
Short made the move to L.A., fought off a lawsuit from some of his former partners in Minnesota, and sold the Lakers to Canadian financier Jack Kent Cooke for $5 million in 1967.
OK, I didn't mind Short turning a personal investment of a few thousand bucks in 1957 into $5 million a decade later. I don't mind the fact the Lakers have played in 25 of 51 NBA Finals -- with 11 titles -- since Short moved them to Los Angeles.
What irritated me is they kept using the nickname. Los Angeles is surrounded by an ocean, by foothills and mountains, by desert and endless ribbons of asphalt carrying millions of cars every day.