Outdoor soccer in Minnesota in mid-March, what could possibly go wrong?
Big-league soccer officially returned to the Twin Cities on Sunday, and Minnesota United FC supporters were treated to 19 degrees with blowing snow.
The Loons played their inaugural home match in football weather, not futbol, fitting since the match was held in a college football venue, TCF Bank Stadium.
"People are hearty here in Minnesota," Major League Soccer Commissioner Don Garber said.
They had better be patient too. The expansion Loons are not very good. A 6-1 loss to Atlanta United gives them two losses by a combined score of 11-2.
Veteran United coach Adrian Heath looked as if he drank a tall glass of lemon juice over the thought of 11 goals allowed in two games.
"I've not had that before in my career," he said. "There's no easy way to get around this."
United's defense has been abysmal, to put it kindly. Their back line looked frozen stiff along with an announced crowd of 35,043.