There is simply not a good place to begin with a game like Saturday’s Minnesota United penalty shootout victory over the Seattle Sounders to decide their first-round playoff series.
Not in a game like that. Not in a game with six goals, with Seattle scoring twice in the first eight minutes and once in the final three, with the Loons going down to 10 men while down a goal and, impossibly, scoring twice in the second half to turn a certain loss into a second-half lead.
So, begin with the end. Begin with the penalty shootout, which was its own self-contained game-within-a-game.
Start where it ended, with Sounders goalkeeper Andrew Thomas, whom the Sounders substituted into the game as soon as they had tied the match at 3-3 with a late goal. Thomas is the backup, but starting keeper Stefan Frei isn’t great against penalties, so Seattle decided to go with Thomas instead.
Joaquín Pereyra created two magic moments in normal time, with a sublime free-kick goal and an absolutely perfect corner kick that led to another, but he led off the shootout by rolling his shot wide. Thomas, though, came up screaming in pain, having injured his hand with his save attempt.
It was merely the opening salvo in a fusillade of drama.
Jordan Morris hit the crossbar for Seattle; Loons goalkeeper Dayne St. Clair jumped up to give the bar a kiss. The Loons sent out mild-mannered midfielder Owen Gene, followed by three center backs; all, somehow, scored. St. Clair nearly won it with a save on Georgi Minoungou in Round 6, but he could only deflect the kick into the side netting.
Obed Vargas had a chance to win it for Seattle; he sent St. Clair the wrong way but rolled his penalty off the post, the same post that Albert Rusnák hit in the second half, when a third Seattle goal at the time might have finished off the Loons.