The hardcore fans of Gophers football are a humorous and hallucinative group.
The maroon sweaters were ready to create much adieu over a victory against Syracuse in the Texas Bowl on Friday evening. They were going to shout with glee that this would be an even greater accomplishment than ending a five-bowl losing streak and winning one for the first time since 2004.
It also was going to make the 2013 Gophers the second U of M football team to reach nine victories in the past 108 years.
How could such a wonder be possible in only the third season for coach Jerry Kill and his staff?
It was left to oldtimers to provide perspective, pointing out that nine victories would be much more the product of today's 12-game schedule and easy access to a bowl game than a valid link to the Gophers' long-ago greatness in football.
Bernie Bierman won four national titles from 1934 through 1941 when the Gophers played an eight-game schedule and the university was unwilling to accept a bowl bid. Murray Warmath's Gophers had nine-game regular seasons before playing in the Rose Bowls of January 1961 and 1962.
There were five bowl games for major college teams into the late '50s, and there were a mere seven as the Gophers were getting the Big Ten nod for back-to-back Rose Bowls. Today, there are 35 of these things.
As it turned out, Twin Cities newspapers, Websites and airwaves were not inundated with this nine-win claptrap on Saturday. That's because the Gophers managed to get upset 21-17 by Syracuse ... upset by a 6-6 team with two 56-point losses on its resume: 59-3 vs. No. 1-rated Florida State (so it goes) and 56-0 vs. Georgia Tech (you got to be kidding me).