The evidence is right there on the scoreboard, on display for everyone at sold-out Target Field to see in 5-foot-tall numerals. Next to the names in the Twins' lineup, the players' batting averages are posted, and six of the nine numbers Monday were below .200.
Mortifying, right? Pitiful?
Probably so. Then again, they're better than the Twins' winning percentage: .000.
The worst start in Twins history, and the worst in the entire sport since Houston went 0-7 in 2010, got a little worse in the Target Field debut on Monday, and those frozen bats were the reason. Minnesota eked out six hits, five of them harmless singles, and walked off the field to a chorus of boos after falling to 0-7 with a feeble 4-1 loss to the Chicago White Sox.
"Not surprising," manager Paul Molitor said. He was talking about the boos, not the final score, even though the Twins haven't won a home opener since 2011, and started last season an almost-as-bad 1-6. "We didn't give them a lot to cheer about today."
Well, there was that sunshine, and plenty of Opening Day pageantry, highlighted by a flyover of F-16s, then Hall of Famer Rod Carew throwing an emotion-laden ceremonial first pitch. It's something of a tradition for baseball fans to take Opening Day off and go revel in the excitement and hopefulness of the day. Normally, the ballplayers don't do the same.
But that's where the Twins are now: Mostly absent at the plate, and clinging to an occasional — very occasional — two-hit inning or two-base hit as a harbinger of warmer days and warmer bats to come. "Hopefully we get this turned around and by early May, nobody even remembers the 0-7 start," Twins starter Kyle Gibson said earnestly.
That's everybody's dream in the Twins clubhouse, but their first-week dead batteries suggest that a turnaround isn't going to be so easy. They have faith that last year's experience, when they somehow morphed a 1-6 start into an 83-win season, is repeatable. But, whew, the Twins have moved into a pretty shabby neighborhood with this season-opening clumsiness, and the history is harsh.