Welcome to the Thursday edition of The Cooler, where you're only as old as you feel. Let's get to it:
*Birthdays are a good reminder of the aging process, and I'm hit with a double-whammy right now: My 42nd full trip around the sun will be complete next week, but in the mean time yet another person younger than me has been hired in a position of authority in Minnesota sports.
Rocco Baldelli, who just turned 37 last month and is therefore almost a full five years younger than me, is the new Twins manager.
Judging by his Twitter feed, he might be the coolest boss in Twin Cities sports and the only hipster in the bunch — unless I missed it somewhere and Mike Zimmer or P.J. Fleck also dressed up like a character from True Detective for a Halloween Phish concert (Baldelli is a huge fan) in 2014.
Baldelli also has tweeted about the Netflix show Stranger Things, taken a shot at outgoing EPA director Scott Pruitt, retweeted posts about Bob Dylan and Prince (as if he knew he would be one of us someday) and frequently posts pictures of his dog.
It's only a matter of time before he has a condo in North Loop to complete his profile.
But Baldelli is not the youngest of the major coaches and sports executives in this town. He's just part of a growing group that can make a guy feel old until he gains some perspective (more on that in a minute).
The chief baseball executive who hired Baldelli, Derek Falvey, is 35. New Gophers women's basketball coach Lindsay Whalen is 36, as is Gophers men's basketball coach Richard Pitino. Fleck is 37 for another month.