Something strange is happening at Target Field this season. Something stranger is happening in the home clubhouse.
Coincidentally or not, the team with the best record in the American League also holds the best post-victory dance parties, complete with a fog machine, lasers, glowing props, twerking, Soul Train dance lines, strobe lights and at least one American Indian headdress.
After a victory, the Twins repair to their clubhouse, turn on the fog and light machines, and demand that the star of the game dance in the middle of the floor, right on top of the team logo.
Outfielder Torii Hunter started the parties to build team unity. Or to laugh at bad dancers. Which is the same thing.
"You have to dance at least five minutes," Hunter said. "Or 10 minutes. I try to dance 20 minutes.
"We twerk. You've got the two-step. You've got reggae-meringue-salsa music going. You don't have to work out after the game, because we burn so many calories."
After another strong outing in the Twins' 6-5 victory Sunday, reliever Blaine Boyer brought his kids into the clubhouse. His son Levi, 4, may require therapy.
"We had Aaron Thompson running around with a headdress, and all these big guys dancing, and Levi was looking at me like, 'Dad, get me out of here,' " Boyer said. "There will be repercussions, I'm afraid."