Senate Republican Minority Leader David Hann was reciting the DFL tax bill's defects last Tuesday when he was asked about an item that wasn't in the 377-page Senate bill.
"Senator, are you as grateful as the press corps is that they didn't raise alcohol taxes?" the St. Paul Pioneer Press's Bill Salisbury asked.
Hann and the assembled reporters laughed. But Salisbury wasn't just joshing. He was jabbing what has long been one of the twitchiest nerves in Minnesota politics.
Folks in these parts have been disagreeing about alcohol consumption, regulation and taxation since Pig's Eye Parrant and his still were evicted from Fort Snelling in 1838. Undeterred, Parrant set up shop downriver and soon attracted settlers. Remember "the brew that grew with the great Northwest"? That was Schmidt's of St. Paul, the city that grew because of Parrant's brew.
But Minnesota was also the home of the congressional father of Prohibition, U.S. Rep. Andrew Volstead of Granite Falls. The Minnesota chapter of the Women's Christian Temperance Union was still large and durable enough in the 1970s for the Minneapolis Tribune to send a rookie reporter (me) to its state convention.
Alcohol can stir the Capitol. To date, the only "sin tax" that's tempting Gov. Mark Dayton and Senate DFLers falls on tobacco. Both contemplate a 94-cent-per-pack boost in the current $1.23-per-pack cigarette tax (a portion of which, thanks to Gov. Tim Pawlenty, is technically a fee).
House DFLers are more into sin, in the tax policy sense. Their bill includes not only a larger cigarette tax hike, $1.60 per pack, but also the first increase in state alcohol taxes since 1987. It's a whopper. It would double the current alcohol excise tax, adding $350 million to the revenue side of the 2014-15 state budget ledger.
That's just 7 cents more per drink, insisted House Speaker Paul Thissen at the Humphrey School's forum last week. Drink one beer per day, and you'll pay only $25 more per year, he said.